Wednesday, November 04, 2009

I've Learned...

Yes...I stole this. Arrest me.  My friend Blondie e-mailed this to me and she promised me good luck if I sent it to five people immediately.  I figured if I have good luck sending it to five people - if I blog it to all my readers my luck will go through the roof. (not literally) 

I've learned that you cannot make somebody love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or hug boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others.
They are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house,
one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too
soon and all the less important ones just never go away.