1. "Is he better in bed than your husband was?"
2. "I know it's sad that he died, but these days
being a cougar is in!"
3. "You're wearing that? You're gonna have to get a
whole new wardrobe!"
4. "I hope this one doesn't drop dead."
5. (from a divorcee) "At least you don't have to
worry about running into him."
6. "Too bad my husband is still alive. You and I would
have so much fun together on the prowl."
7. "Aren't you afraid that your husband is watching you?"
8. "Do you take down your husband's pictures when he comes over?"
9. "What do you know about dating? You married him right after
high school."
10. "Here's some advice I heard from comedian Cory Kahaney, "If you order
lobster there's pressure to totally put out. Order the chicken
so you just have to touch it."
Actually, I say #4 to myself all the time.
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