Sunday, September 05, 2010

Why Didn't Mathman Call?

Mathman hasn't called me.  Did he lose my number?

I guess I didn't make the grade.

I weighed the pluses and minuses of our relationship.

Maybe we weren't equal.

When I mentioned pie, I meant apple and he was talking 3.14.

No bras have ever been truly comfortable on me, especially algebra.

Apparently he didn't think we were compatible...too divided.

I fantasized about having sex with him on the times table.

Oh, well, it's Mathman's loss.