~If I look great, I feel great.
~Divorce is the same as death.
~ A loss is a loss
~The man I’m with at the movies must be my husband. Oops.
~I’m ready to date.
~ I want to date.
~ I’ll never get married again.
~ Of course, I’ll get married again.
~ I will sell the house.
~ I will never sell the house.
~ They know how I feel because their cat died.
Any others you can think of...send them along to me and I'll add 'em!